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There’s not too much I like better than a well-played prank. They’re particularly great if the end result is a groin shot…as long as it’s not my groin, of course. I mean, it’s already all old and shriveled; the last thing it needs is blunt force trauma.
How wrong is it that if these guys had done this to me, I would’ve sped my car up?
This one is hilarious, yet kind of sad at the same time…Sad because if I were involved, I would definitely be the guy in the middle.
The Japanese kick our ass at videotaped practical jokes!
This is great! - Although I think right after the taping ended, Josh got his butt whipped.
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I know “Saturday Night Live” has gone through its rough patches and some of the skits have been as funny as getting hit with a brick. (By that, I mean YOU getting hit by a brick, not someone else, as that would clearly be funny.) But, SNL still has some truly great classic moments.
Some of the brightest of all were those hilarious “Celebrity Jeopardy” bits! (Yes, there’s a commercial in front of each clip, but it’s worth it for the great quality video, so quit compaining!)
“Look, what did I just say about ethnic slurs?!” This is one of the greatest sketch comedy bits EVER!
I love the movie, “Finding Forrester”, but “Celebrity Jeopardy” may just be Sean Connery’s finest work!
I thought it might be fun to do a sports theme today… Of course, how can you not start a funny sports themed blog with Robin Williams’ classic bit on golf. - If you’ve never seen it before, you’re in for a treat… If you’ve already seen it a hundred times, well, you’re in for a treat!
“Ya do it 18 F***ing times! - LOL! **STRONG LANGUAGE**
Aside from writing my humor blog, (”humor”, of course, being purely subjective) I also spend way too much time looking for funny stuff on the Internet.
So, while in between articles here at Free Pizza and Ice Cream, I thought it might be fun to share with you guys the stuff that is currently making me laugh from other sites.
Hope you like it!…
This little girl is freakin’ adorable! She sounds just like a girl I used to date…Unfortunately, that girl was 30 years old - and on her - the sound wasn’t cute…at all.
Ooh baby! I would hit every Super Bowl and Kentucky Derby winner in history!
I know a lot of other people would – if privy to the magnificence of time travel – take steps to prevent calamities and catastrophes, but I’d be all over hitting some big exactas at Saratoga’s summer meet.
Don’t get me wrong; I admire folks who would do stuff like find Charles Manson when he was a newborn and carefully reconstruct his childhood to make him a better person who would grow up and never dream of harming anyone. It’s just that I’m really kinda shallow and I would probably just toss young Charlie into a river, so I could get to a bar to impress a bunch of drunks by predicting the final score of every baseball game that day. Continue reading Time Travel For Dummies… Well, This Dummy
My buddy, Timmy and I would watch the older guys come into the gym and do their workouts. We’d snicker a little, as the rate at which they trained and the amount of weights they pushed were not up to the standards of young stallions such as ourselves…That was twenty-some years ago. — Now I am one of those guys!
I’ve received a couple of emails recently from females pointing out that my articles here at Free Pizza and Ice Cream lean heavily towards guys and the things dudes like and find funny. The emailers wondered why things slant so heavily towards testosterone. – Really, there’s quite a simple, obvious explanation:
For those of you who haven’t yet tried out that new invention, the telephone, the “Do Not Call” list is a listing you sign up for that disallows telemarketing calls to your number. My wife encouraged me to sign up for the list, as the number of telemarketing calls we get had been increasing.
Imagine if Michael Jordan and LeBron James got together and had a kid…
Okay, on second thought, there are some basic principles of Biology that might make that difficult. For the sake of argument, though, let’s just say a little boy was born who had equal amounts of genetics from each of those two legends. Do you think there might be just a little bit of expectation for his basketball skills? The world would be watching the kid’s every move as he grew up, fully expecting him to someday score 130 points per game in the NBA. Continue reading Have Fun! Be Happy! Keep Expectations Low!
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